Category: All Whites
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New Zealand finished bottom of Group G at the 2026 World Cup: a 2-2 draw with Iran, a 3-1 loss to Egypt after leading, and a 5-1 hammering by Belgium, one point from three games. From the bottom of the world, a Chilean-Kiwi Colo-Colo hincha on why that single point is not the disgrace some…
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New Zealand Football has confirmed the All Whites will play the Kirin Cup in Japan on 1 and 5 October, opening against Panama in Yokohama with hosts Japan and Ecuador in the mix. From the bottom of the world, a Chilean-Kiwi hincha on why this is exactly the kind of fixture we needed after the…
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Un kiwi en el corazon del futbol sudamericano. Tim Payne deja al Phoenix por el Olimpia, y el continente ya lo adopto.
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The World Cup is done, Spain are champions, and the All Whites came home bottom of Group G. Now New Zealand Football has given us the first real thing to look forward to since North America: a two-match series against India in November, Go Media Stadium in Auckland on Thursday 12 November, then the first…
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Cape Verde held Spain 0-0, New Zealand pushed Iran to a 2-2, and half the opening matches ended level. Two weeks in, the 2026 World Cup belongs to the underdog, and I am not even a little bit sorry about it. A reaction from the bottom of the world, plus what the All Whites need…
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New Zealand drew 2-2 with Iran and somehow it felt like a win. Now comes Egypt at BC Place, free on TVNZ, Monday 1pm NZT. Why this is the real six-pointer of Group G, what Chris Wood and Elijah Just have to do again, and why I refuse to call us underdogs anymore.
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Sin Chile en la fiesta, terminé gritando como loco por los All Whites. Nueva Zelanda empató 2-2 con Irán en su debut mundialista y Eli Just se convirtió en el primer kiwi en marcar dos goles en una Copa del Mundo. Desde Nueva Zelanda les cuento por qué este empate sabe a victoria, cómo quedó…
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Belgium, Egypt, Iran, New Zealand. Fixtures, NZT kick-off times, and an honest assessment of how the All Whites get out of Group G, from a fan who refuses to lie to you.
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Tenía 4.715 seguidores en Instagram. Hoy tiene cinco millones y una cumbia con su nombre. La historia del fenómeno Tim Payne, contada desde Nueva Zelanda por alguien que entiende los dos mundos.
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The All Whites were thumped 4-0 by Haiti in their World Cup warm-up. An honest opinion from a fan who grew up watching small footballing nations punch above their weight, and knows what it takes.
